- 28th
- May
- 2012
an experimental animated gif…
- 22nd
- May
- 2012
When the waiter asks if we would like wine with our meal
I’m just like:
stuff.
- 27th
- May
- 2012
Salzburg, Austria (by Robert Schüller)
- 23rd
- May
- 2012
Early morning in Gdansk, Poland (by frans.sellies)
(via hannahrosk)
- 21st
- May
- 2012
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Is that rain?
- Siri:
- What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri:
- ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri:
- Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Remind me to clean up.
- Siri:
- Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Tomorrow.
- Siri:
- I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri:
- I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri:
- I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- *dances*
- Siri:
- Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
- 20th
- May
- 2012
(Source: -fuckers, via hannahrosk)
- 16th
- May
- 2012
This pocket should be on every shirt!
- 15th
- May
- 2012
looks like you meant to use a comma
or whatever this mofo used to say
